Once upon a time, in the Hills of Society, there lived a fair maiden. She spent her days, happily, racing with the wind, in her 66 mustang. Blasting her horn to the tune of Dixie.
One fine day, she happened to run into a young gent. Their eyes met, smiles were exchanged and hearts went thumpty thump.
Our fair maiden rushed to her Grandmother with the question, "Who is he Grandma"? Her Grandmother told the young maid who he was and that he was promised to another. The young maid sighed and said, "But Grandma, I gave him my prettiest and bestest smile".
A wee bit of time has passed, our young gent is back on the market. He has never forgotten the young maiden and before long, the two enter into wedded bliss.
Who, you may ask, was the young couple and where did they meet? Why, it was Morticia and Gomez and they met at Uncle Henry's funeral. Morticia has a thing for funeral homes, I do believe. LMAO
For those of you that don't know of my Cousin Morticia....Just click here LMAO