"Look, I'll find my watch myself, I don't need your help and I know it's up there somewhere...."
"Are you wearing my boxer shorts again"
"No, the new deoderant is working fine, but I can't say the same for the vaginal one...."
"One sec, your suspender belt is caught in my fly...."
"Oh my god you're a ladyboy.... "
"I secretly like ladyboys, it's ok...."
"darling does my ass look big in these trousers?"
"Stretch up a bit further, I'll lift you onto the pull up bar by your panties..."
They're caught in a moment of passion. A moment of surrender. Together they will climb into the world of pleasure.
No Lindyloo... can't you see he's a married man and is about to have sex with his secretary....
Vamp, they are two souls that have been searching for one another. Destiny has finally bought them together.
No an erection has brought them together....
A love of many life times. They have shared this moment a thousand times in dreams. Visions of before are intertwined with this moment in time. Past and present are one.
It's not love, it's a good quick hard f*ck against a wall....
"Does your husband have the key of this chastity belt?"
Together they soar. Hearts, passions, love, all come together. A touch, a kiss, an explosion of Ecstasy, whispers of the past. Visions of the future.
... and yet again.. another nasty condom to dispose of after the explosion of ecstasy...
"Me love you long time only five dollah....""Why do you have a penis???????"
He's holding her hands but she's in control See the way her back is arched? He is completely consumed with her. She's a fire inside him. She is the only one who can calm this inferno burning inside him. She knows this. She is leading but, he is unaware. Her scent, the feel of her skin, her touch...this is all he can see.
He needs to borrow my glasses.... SHE is a HE
She or he...it's a killer dress....LMAO
I think it's a bit short... wouldn't you get a wee bit of a draft if you wore it
I should lend out my thermal undies....now that's what i call sexy... lol
Nope, my black matching thongs and bra with the roses on it would be perfect with that dress and those stockings. Come to thiink of it, that looks a lot like my black dress and that's exactly what I wore under it...LMAO
You kinky minx...I like my combination thermals with the asstrap. I'm so sexy...lmfao
oh and don't forget the wellies....
See, it is my black dress. And I'm not kinky. I'm feminine, sensual and and let me consult the thesaurus for a few more adjectives...LOL
If you're not kinky Lindyloo you haven't lived... or nobody has trained you right...Come over to the dark side... we have cookies...lmfao
Are they oreo's? LMAO
Yuk no.. chocolate penises of course...They don't call me kinky for nothing....
Oh Lindylooh you like bikes, I have what you guys say over there a crouch rocket lol,
I love em but, haven't been on them that much. Just this past year, I've been riding with my cousins. Fell in love with it.
Did you dip or cut Vamp...LMFAO
I was wondering what happened to you Andy. Thought maybe we had scared you off...LOL
Cut Lindyloo, you know I have a foreskin phobia....
"I want to thank Morticia for fixing us up at the funeral Lindyloo..."
Nope was making a cuppa. Nothing better then something that Throbs between don't ya think.
FS, don't remind me of that....Our family Vamp (you have been adopted ya know) they're stange folks.
Okay Andy, what's your interpretation of the wonderful Vettriano painting?
Throbs is such a nice word.... like moist... Red hates it, use it every time you talk to her to help her aversion...
"Those flowers are tickling my ass""That's not the flowers that's my tongue...."
Thankyou for making me laugh so early Lindy and Vamp. I'm off to shower now. Night Lindy, Morning Vamp
Unity, togetherness....they are one. Nothing exist but the two of them.
HHmmmm I would say for that moment intime he is in control, but not for long I would guess. Speaking from experience here lol